SuperHitRadio History

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The SuperHitRadio History:
(Remember, we didn't plan it this way... it just sort of happened to us!)

First there was AM Radio, and it was a good thing! True, it was a bit on the bulky side, but a good thing none the less. However, after a short period of time (and several major hernia operations later), listeners became tired of lugging over 65 pounds of radio electronics around, just so they can hear their favorite Rock n' Roll hits! Finding power outlets became problematic, especially for people who live in tree houses. The local town buzz about SuperHitRadio was growing rapidly! Most people couldn't wait for the very first computer to be invented. Honestly.
The Super Hit Neat Stuff:

Visit Our Jukebox Of Super Hits!

But, before Internet radio came to be, Bell Labs came up with a nifty little invention called STEREO, which helped revolutionize the entire music and radio broadcasting industry. In fact, it was so exciting, many listeners crapped right in their pants the very first time they heard it! Yes, indeed, there were many unhappy looking faces, (like the one pictured at the right...), which only goes to show that wearing clean undies, while listening to SuperHitRadio in stereo makes everyone smile! Really! Honestly!

Now, wait just a minute! No doubt this lady's middle index finger has certainly gone way too far! At SuperHitRadio, we hold only the highest quality audio streaming standards throughout the entire web-casting industry! We feel deeply compelled to point out that in our book, secretly giving our fans "the finger" has always been a big "BOZO NO NO!" This has nothing at all to do with "what's in your wallet?"... but rather "where's your finger been lady!!" Film at 11, 12 & 13 (we hope).

Meet Dr. Fester Von Bester Tester! And, what exactly does our good doctor do? We have absolutely no clue! He's diligent and comes to work on time every day (including weekends and all major holidays), and tweaks all the knobs. We once asked him what on earth was he tweaking for, but he became highly outraged and insisted "I have a variance! So I'm allowed to tweak!" We just let him tweak to his hearts content.

Now for the "nuts and bolts" of our operation. As we mentioned in our "Top 10 Reasons To Listen To SuperHitRadio, we fired all of our consultants, just so we can afford to bring you the very finest in Super Technology! Meet our Mega Automation System of unlimited music power! Pretty Nifty? We think so! Plus, we've filled the SuperHitRadio building with over 17 stories of Mega Computer Music Mania, just so you can enjoy the many breathtaking wonders of online & interactive radio! Our competition will need lots of Alcohol and Q-tips to beat us! (Really, Honestly & Truly!!..we mean it!)

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		SuperHitRadio Online
The SuperHitRadio History: (Remember, we didn't plan it this way... it just sort of happened to us!)
	First there was AM Radio, and it was a good thing! True, it was a bit on the bulky side, but a good thing none the less. However, after a short period of time (and several major hernia operations later), listeners became tired of lugging over 65 pounds of radio electronics around, just so they can hear their favorite Rock n' Roll hits! Finding power outlets became problematic, especially for people who live in tree houses. The local town buzz about SuperHitRadio was growing rapidly! Most people couldn't wait for the very first computer to be invented. Honestly.	The Super Hit Neat Stuff: Visit Our Jukebox Of Super Hits!
But, before Internet radio came to be, Bell Labs came up with a nifty little invention called STEREO, which helped revolutionize the entire music and radio broadcasting industry. In fact, it was so exciting, many listeners crapped right in their pants the very first time they heard it! Yes, indeed, there were many unhappy looking faces, (like the one pictured at the right...), which only goes to show that wearing clean undies, while listening to SuperHitRadio in stereo makes everyone smile! Really! Honestly!
	Now, wait just a minute! No doubt this lady's middle index finger has certainly gone way too far! At SuperHitRadio, we hold only the highest quality audio streaming standards throughout the entire web-casting industry! We feel deeply compelled to point out that in our book, secretly giving our fans "the finger" has always been a big "BOZO NO NO!" This has nothing at all to do with "what's in your wallet?"... but rather "where's your finger been lady!!" Film at 11, 12 & 13 (we hope).
Meet Dr. Fester Von Bester Tester! And, what exactly does our good doctor do? We have absolutely no clue! He's diligent and comes to work on time every day (including weekends and all major holidays), and tweaks all the knobs. We once asked him what on earth was he tweaking for, but he became highly outraged and insisted "I have a variance! So I'm allowed to tweak!" We just let him tweak to his hearts content.
	Now for the "nuts and bolts" of our operation. As we mentioned in our "Top 10 Reasons To Listen To SuperHitRadio, we fired all of our consultants, just so we can afford to bring you the very finest in Super Technology! Meet our Mega Automation System of unlimited music power! Pretty Nifty? We think so! Plus, we've filled the SuperHitRadio building with over 17 stories of Mega Computer Music Mania, just so you can enjoy the many breathtaking wonders of online & interactive radio! Our competition will need lots of Alcohol and Q-tips to beat us! (Really, Honestly & Truly!!..we mean it!)
Copyright© 2008 Tec-Broadcast Service. All Rights Reserved